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Kersus Oracle of Dodona Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 3853 Location: Palookaville, Iron City
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:27 am Post subject: The Gygax Memorial Pun Thread
I actually suck at puns, but enjoy them immensely as a high form of humour
I know this doesn't follow a normal Gygaxian pun - but it's a start for me.
_________________Vegetarian: An Indian word for 'lousy hunter.'
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Kersus Oracle of Dodona Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 3853 Location: Palookaville, Iron City
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:26 pm Post subject:
I'm on my own am I?
My wife is only a whiskey maker, but I love her still. _________________Vegetarian: An Indian word for 'lousy hunter.'
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rredmond Creative Rank Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 325 Location: South NJ
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:03 am Post subject:
Didn't see this! Funny. That is a huge manatee. Oh my. _________________ECLECTIC: FURIOUSLY!
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Kersus Oracle of Dodona Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 3853 Location: Palookaville, Iron City
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:41 am Post subject:
"Asked how a student dressed entirely in black, wearing a mask, and brandishing a sword could have gained access to the building, school officials cited their new Zorro-tolerance policy." - Doc (Spider Robinson) _________________Vegetarian: An Indian word for 'lousy hunter.'
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Grendelwulf Catkin Joined: 21 Feb 2009 Posts: 12
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:31 am Post subject:
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
Ciao,
Grendelwulf _________________www.gygaxlegendarium.com
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Kersus Oracle of Dodona Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 3853 Location: Palookaville, Iron City
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:32 pm Post subject:
Grendelwulf wrote: A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
Ciao,
Grendelwulf
Ahhhh.... That feels better!
If he starts something, they'd need to bar him from the premises! _________________Vegetarian: An Indian word for 'lousy hunter.'
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Grendelwulf Catkin Joined: 21 Feb 2009 Posts: 12
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject:
Kersus wrote: If he starts something, they'd need to bar him from the premises!
Especially if he drinks beyond the pint of no return.
Ciao,
Grendelwulf _________________www.gygaxlegendarium.com
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Grendelwulf Catkin Joined: 21 Feb 2009 Posts: 12
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject:
Grendelwulf wrote: Kersus wrote: If he starts something, they'd need to bar him from the premises!
Especially if he drinks beyond the pint of no return.
Of course, then he'd have to go home to his wife.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
Ciao,
Grendelwulf _________________www.gygaxlegendarium.com
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rredmond Creative Rank Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 325 Location: South NJ
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject:
Grendelwulf wrote: Kersus wrote: If he starts something, they'd need to bar him from the premises!
Especially if he drinks beyond the pint of no return.
Ciao,
Grendelwulf
Y'all are causing some physical pain now!! _________________ECLECTIC: FURIOUSLY!
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Kersus Oracle of Dodona Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 3853 Location: Palookaville, Iron City
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:
After paying the bar tab, he'd be a pour soul.
_________________Vegetarian: An Indian word for 'lousy hunter.'
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